Author Archives: Andrew Hickey

(Crosspost from https://www.patreon.com/posts/79986347 ) Welcome again to “Andrew Hickey tells you about his holiday in far more detail than you’re interested in”. The more I think about this, the weirder it is that I’m writing these things or that anyone … Continue reading →

Crossposted from https://www.patreon.com/posts/79577671 So welcome to the report from day one of the Beach Boys Cruise. This is being written at 7:30 in the morning, which makes no sense to me as I’m normally only vaguely aware that there *is* … Continue reading →

(Crossposted from https://www.patreon.com/posts/79473962 ) For those who don’t know, I’m currently on holiday, and specifically tomorrow I’m going to be going on the Beach Boys Cruise, a five-day cruise from Miami to Belize and Mexico, on which the Beach Boys. … Continue reading →

Crossposted from https://www.patreon.com/posts/74179692 Last night I was privileged enough to be only one row away from greatness, as I witnessed one of the most profoundly inventive pieces of performance art I’ve ever encountered, a portrayal of entitled narcissism unrivaled by … Continue reading →

Again, the devil took him to a very high Ferris wheel and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendour. “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will wear a tuxedo and sing to … Continue reading →