What do you want to see in a magazine?
Do you want to see celebrities looking slightly fatter than they did in a different photo? Or people showing you round their lovely new house?

Or do you want articles defending Thomas Kuhn from unfair generalisations made by the magazine’s editor? Parodies of Samuel Beckett and Tom Stoppard in the form of Doctor Who fanfic? Three articles in a row on copyright law? Comics about dinosaurs? Comics bloggers discussing sixties music? Gender politics? Reasons why dinosaurs are ‘fucking metal’? Articles on two very different comics about titular barbarians?

Oh, you want the celebrity thing. All right.

But if you think the other one sounds good, keep watching this space…