Linkblogging for 08/07/09
Now that the evil burning day-star is finally being chased away a bit the writers’ block of the last few weeks seems to be easing slightly for me. I’ll hopefully be reviewing Wednesday Comics tomorrow, doing a Spotify playlist on Friday and a BFAW on Saturday. And I’m hoping to make quite a big announcement in the next week or so.
In the meantime, here’s some links.
For some reason, almost everyone whose blogs I read has been talking about Torchwood this week, including Jennie and Millennium, and they’re talking about it as if it’s somehow got good – I’m beginning to suspect some kind of (ahem) Liberal Conspiracy going on to try to get me to watch a truly terrible piece of TV. That said, even Lawrence Miles seems to like this one, and his ‘review’ is probably the most interesting, though also worrying (Miles doesn’t tend to leave these up very long though, so read it while you can)…
Chris Bird is still talking about why he should write Doctor Strange.
Amypoodle at the Mindless Ones has one of the best takes I’ve read so far on Batman & Robin 2.
Costigan Quist explains why the Tories are wrong about using Google for storing our health records. That this needs to be explained to anyone ever is one of the most incredibly depressing things I’ve ever heard.
In less depressing Google news, they’re planning to release their own free-software Linux based OS for web app users, using their Chrome browser as a basis for the UI (and I’ve been using Chromium, the fully-free version of Chrome, for a while now – it’s very nice). I use Linux-based there advisedly, as from the sound of it there’ll actually not be many GNU components if my understanding is right.
And a lot of people on Twitter all simultaneously noticed for the first time that the UK citizenship/residency test is an obscene, pointless waste of time and money that dehumanises all who come into contact with it and has no bearing on reality. I knew that already, as my wife is an immigrant, but most other people apparently didn’t. Charlotte sums up the views of those who have looked at it.
Linkblogging for 30/06/09
Just a few quick links here – possibly I’ll do a BFAW tomorrow, but I’m finding it hard to think in this sweltering heat. Someone please turn off the light in the big blue room?
Nina Stone has a review of Detective 854.
Anton Vowl thinks that when Richard Desmond dies we should “stick a camera right at his dying fat fucking face and slap it on the front cover of a magazine so that everyone in the world can see that this is what a dying – or already dead, who knows? – person looks like.” Yes, the Michael Jackson story continues to have repercussions…
Joe Otten talks about the times when public provision of services is necessary, whatever free market dogma says.
LemmusLemmus on the epistemology of the parrot sketch.
And Alex Wilcox looks at the Doctor Who story The War Games.
And, as promised, the answers to yesterday’s quiz :
1) He goes forty on the freeway, he plans his day round eBay, he’d rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay. – Nerdy Boys by Candypants
2) I’m not coming down, no matter what you do, I like it up here without you Mr Bellamy by Paul McCartney
3) I can’t hold you down if you want to fly, can’t you see I’m all broke up inside, well just you use your two X-ray eyes That’s Really Super, Supergirl – identified by Mike (who is right about the terrible shame that XTC have split up).
4) I know I’m a fool for you, but I’m leaving and that’s the truth Ya Had Me Goin’ by LEO
5) Some people always complain that their life is too short so they hurry it along Someday Man by Paul Williams
6) I realise that I’ve been in your eyes some kind of fool, why’d I do what I did? Stupid fish I drank the pool Say You Don’t Mind by Colin Blunstone – guessed by Jonathan Calder
7) Everywhere you go it’s de talk of de day, everywhere you go you hear people say, dat de Special Patrol dem a murderer Reggae Fi Peach by Linton Kwesi Johnson
8) You know the landlord he rings my front door bell, I let it ring for a little little spell Money Honey by Little Richard
9) Did you ever get the feeling that the truth is less revealing than a downright lie? And did you think your head was hip to certain things it’s not equipped to qualify? Shangri-La by The Rutles
10) You don’t know me so well and it’s not hard to tell when you know in your heart that it’s wrong Go Back by Crabby Appleton
11) Back porch preacher preaching at me, acting like he wrote the golden rule Clean Up Your Own Back Yard by Elvis Presley
12) I had to fix a lot of things this morning, cos they were so scrambled, but now it’s OK, I tell you I’ve got enough to do Busy Doin’ Nothin’ by The Beach Boys, guessed by TAD
13) I’ll string along I’ll string along oo whaoo whaoo whaoo, Come mornings my beads on a face, a thread, a thong, oo whaoo whaoo whaoo Rosary by Scott Walker, guessed by Gary
14) Pace the floor, stop and stare, I drink a cup of coffee and start a combing out my hair Forty Cups Of Coffee by Ella Mae Moore
15) He is not your run of the mill garden variety Alabama country fair. The All Golden by Van Dyke Parks
16) Dinosaurs lived a long time ago, they were terrible lizards, don’t you know? The Dinosaur Song by Johnny Cash
17) It’s not open to discussion any more, she’s out again tonight and I’m alone once more Baby Plays Around by Elvis Costello
18) Dear when you smile at me I heard a melody, it haunted me from the start Zing Went The Strings of My Heart by Judy Garland
19) I don’t give a damn what anyone thinks, I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink.Guilty As Charged by John C Reilly.
These songs can all be heard here. Now I’m off to die of hot.
A Tale Of Two Telephone Companies
Let me tell you about two telephone companies. One, let us call them Bastard Telecom, are bastards. If you can get connected at all, rather than getting delays and crossed lines, as we did, then just pray you never have any problems with your internet. For example if you simultaneously have a line problem *and* a router problem, as we did, then you will find, after speaking to twenty-plus people, many of whom will call you a liar or insult you personally, or, in the case of one bizarre man, try to quiz you on the principles of TCP/IP networking in the hope of catching you out, that the only way to get the line fixed *and* a new router is to cancel the broadband account and get them to set it up again. This will leave you with no service at all for a week, they tell you.
You will then find, shockingly, that they forget to bother to set up the new account. You will discover this when, the day they tell you the new service will be up, it isn’t. They will then tell you that you still need to wait another week if you want a connection, because they sent the engineer out to the exchange to remove your access (even though it was only a dummy disconnection) and need to send out another one to give it back again.
Meanwhile, they will be billing you for ‘Bastard Telecom Vision’, their TV service. This despite you not requesting it, it not being installed, you repeatedly telling them that you don’t want it, and them agreeing that you never asked for it or received it and they’ll stop the account. Even though you don’t have a TV, have never owned a TV in your adult life, and even if you did wouldn’t want a ‘service’ whose only selling point was, until yesterday, the presence of Setanta Sports.
They will eventually send debt collectors after you, charging you £100 on top of the £26 they originally charged you for the service you never wanted or got. Meanwhile, of course, you aren’t receiving the only service you *did* want from them.
The second ‘phone company are Tiscali. Our experience with Tiscali was rather different. I phoned them up on Tuesday of last week and said “Can we have some internet please, since Bastard Telecom have messed us about?”
They replied “Certainly, though this might take two weeks, rather than the one week the Bastards say they will take”
To which I replied “That’s fine, as at this point I’d rather wait the extra time and be sure that I’ve got the connection, and I don’t want to give the Bastards my money.”
That was on Tuesday of last week. Today, six days sooner than they said it’d be ready, I got an email saying “Your line is connected, and your router should be with you within two days”. When I got home, the router was already there.
I am still on a contract with BT for the phone, which I can’t break, alas, but I would rather lose at least one of my testicles than ever do business with them again. On the other hand, Tiscali have thus far been exemplary – they’ve done what they said they would, without any further prompting, quicker than they said they would, and without me having to waste hours of my life on the phone listening to tinny recordings of The Marriage Of Figaro or bad sax solos. It may in fact be the first time in my entire life that that’s been the case with a phone company.
I’m sure Tiscali will do something to disappoint or annoy me soon enough – I do not believe there’s such a thing as a competent phone company in the UK – but they’re the first ever to get over the basic, tiny hurdle of saying they’ll do a thing and then doing the thing they say they’ll do rather than a different thing.
Normal blogging resumes tomorrow.
(ETA For some reason this didn’t post yesterday when I clicked post – it was meant to be posted last night)
The British Police Are The Best In The World, I Don’t Believe None Of These Stories I’ve Heard…
I try to be shocked. I really do. I try to really feel how terrible it is, but this kind of thing has happened too often.
Last week, a man died during the G20 protests. The story put out in the media at the time was a clearcut one. Man gets stressed by an out of control angry mob and has a heart attack. Police try to help him, but the mob are so out of control that they throw bricks at the police, stopping them from doing their job, and the man dies as a result.
A few hours later, the story had changed somewhat. The crowd near the police were in fact helpful – a few people at the back who didn’t know what was going on threw a couple of empty plastic bottles at the police, but that’s all. I wasn’t surprised. That sounded about right, given the way the media and police usually misportray protestors.
Now, according to the Observer, the truth appears to be out. Ian Tomlinson was a 47-year-old man on the way home from work, completely uninvolved. The police were “out of control“. Mr Tomlinson was battered around the head and thrown about by armoured riot police. Protestors, seeing he was hurt, *tried to help him*.
I tried, I really did, to feel shocked and upset by this, but I just felt numb when I should have felt outraged. Because this has been coming for a long time, and there will be more of it. There has always been an element within the police force that is attracted to the job because they like the sense of power and want to abuse it (in fact one of the best arguments for the *existence* of a police force is precisely that it can sometimes allow such people to channel their energies in a more productive direction – see Aleister Crowley’s remark “I am not an anarchist in *your* sense of the word – imagine a policeman let loose upon society!”, one of the few things the great old faker ever said that I agree with). Anyone with any memory of this kind of event over the last thirty years can name dozens of cases, from Blair Peach to Jean de Menezes, where the official report has differed wildly from the truth, and where enough misinformation has been created that police who are at the very least guilty of manslaughter have been let off with reprimands.
And the police have been spoiling for a fight. They’ve been talking in the papers about how they’re expecting a ‘Summer of Rage’ in 2009, and we all know that that sort of thing is liable to become a self-fulfilling prophecy. When you combine that with the worst economic crisis in eighty years, you’ve got a powderkeg waiting to go up.
And the police can afford to be arrogant – for the last fifteen years governments of both main parties have been putting in place the elements of a police state. I could make ten posts of this length just listing the various draconian laws that have been brought, removing the right to silence, the right to protest and so on, but just to take two examples – any photos that were taken of Ian Tomlinson’s murderers, to be used as evidence against them, are illegal, because it’s now illegal to take photos of the police due to ‘privacy concerns’. Meanwhile, as of tomorrow, the government will be requiring your ISP to keep records of every email you send, every website you visit, every file you download, for up to a year. You now have less legal right to privacy when organising your finances or viewing pornography or talking to your friends than the police do when beating a man to death for getting in their way while walking home.
And both major parties are like this. People believe they have no alternative but to protest, because they can’t vote for anyone who’ll fix the problem, but protesting is illegal and the police are spoiling for a fight. This is not going to end well. I’ve recently started listening again to Power In The Darkness by the Tom Robinson Band. Thirty years on, its pub rock sounds dated as hell, but the feeling of the record is as fresh as if it were recorded yesterday. We could be headed into a period when fascism becomes a real possibility, either by the continued populist right-wing drifting of both major parties, or because of the rise of the Bastard Nazi Party in response to people’s disaffection.
We need, desperately, to find a real electoral alternative to the current repression, and while I believe the Liberal Democrats to be the best option open, the unfortunate fact is that we can’t win the next election. But what Chris Huhne refers to as ‘the Parliamentary Liberal Party’ can. We need to campaign more (and I need to get far more active in things like No2ID myself – I don’t do anything like enough, and I’m going to try to do more) to bring about real changes after the next election.
I think the best way to do this is to rally round the Lib Dems’ Freedom Bill, but ensure it’s not seen as a purely partisan effort. It doesn’t go anything like far enough, but it’s a good start. We need to ensure that, no matter what party gets into power next election, this bill or something like it will get in. This is *important*, possibly the most important thing that could be achieved in the next Parliament (I believe other issues, such as the environment, are actually even more important, but no-one in government is going to do anything while there’s the current weird consensus in power, and this is one of the few ways I can see of putting a crack in that).
I honestly believe that the best thing you can do in the next election is to ask the candidates for the two main parties in your constituency if they will support the Freedom Bill if it is put before Parliament. The Lib Dems will, and I know a handful of Labour candidates will, because I’ve spoken to one or two decent Labour people (usually of the Compass type) who would support it. Possibly some Tories as well – but I’ve never trusted them. That is, however, purely personal bigotry. There may be such a thing as a trustworthy Tory, it’s entirely possible.
If one of them will support the bill and the other won’t, throw all your support behind the candidate that will, campaign for them, flyer your area, get out the vote – and tell them why you’re doing so. If both will, then be happy but put pressure on them when they get into Parliament – email them every week if necessary. If neither will, then if possible try to get one of them deselected and stand in their place. If you can’t do that, stand as an independent if necessary to make sure there is a candidate who *will* support those measures.
We need to ensure that no matter what party happens to be in Government, we get a majority for the Parliamentary Liberal Party in 2010. Because otherwise we may well see a majority for the National Socialist Party in 2014…
A repost
Found via Chicken Yoghurt :
Dear All,
We are writing to you to ask for your help and support. We may have previously contacted you concerning a little boy – child M and his family. We have worrying reasons to believe that they may be facing imminent detention.
As you may remember child M and his family are facing deportation to Iran, where it is likely that his mother, sister and brother will be imprisoned and risk the death penalty if they are made to return. The family also spent 52 days in Yarl’s Wood immigration centre over the summer of 2008. This experience affected the whole family detrimentally. Child M suffered from violent nightmares, ringworm and his hair started to fall out.
Child M is back in school but is very clearly traumatised from this experience. He and his family live in a daily state of fear and uncertainty, scared that today will be a day that they will possibly be detained again or deported. Child M is unable to concentrate, or focus on tasks and struggles to maintain peer relationships. At home he still suffers from violent nightmares and worries constantly about his and his family’s future. It is clear to all around child M that there has been a dramatic change in his emotional and social wellbeing.
We want child M and his family to have a safe and secure future in the UK, so we need your support!
There are a few ways that you can help:
Please forward this email to anyone who you think will be supportive of this issue.
In the event of immigration officials attempting to remove the family from their home we need as many people who can get to the Gorton area asap. If you are willing to be on our telephone tree, please reply to info@defend-asylum.org giving your name and number.
We also need letters writing to the home secretary, Jacqui Smith, asking for her to grant the family asylum.
Finally… please make sure you and anyone you know has signed our online petition @
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/child-m-must-stay.html
We really need your help and appreciate anything you can do to support us!!
Many thanks,
Zoe Cantle and Sarah Mason on behalf of the Child M Must Stay Campaign http://www.childm.org.uk/
The Coroners And Justice Bill
If you live in Britain, it is vitally important that you contact your MP, before Monday, and ensure that they are going to vote against the Coroners and Justice Bill. Put simply, this bill allows ministers of the crown to, at whim, do anything they like with any data that they hold on private citizens. It literally means that for any reason at all, any data held by anyone on you, for any reason, can be handed to anyone else. Don’t want your stalkerish ex knowing your new address? Don’t want spammers being able to buy every detail of your personal life? Tough.
Oh, and one nice clause in there also allows for the creation of arbitrary new laws based on the data searched. This may not be the *intent* of the clause (though they’ve tried a couple of times to get similar things through) but it’s what the wording actually says. A minister could say “Right, I am now going to make it an offence to have ever said ‘fuck’ on a blog”, and everyone who had done that would retroactively have commited a crime.
I am absolutely certain that the Lib Dems will oppose this (though it’s still worth contacting your MPs about it) but the rest of you make your feelings known.
‘Liberal’ Conspiracy has more…
Linkblogging for 22/12/08
The Mindless Ones are continuing the interblog circle jerk by interviewing pillock. Choice quote
Kirby saved Marvel from drowning by pulling it out of the lake, the Seventies boys kept its heart beating, Claremont and Byrne took over when they got tired, the Nineties stabbed its heart with adrenaline and figured that’d be good enough, so call the paramedics and tell them we don’t require their services…and then it died, but the paramedics arrived anyway just in time, but then…I don’t know, the corporate masters decided it was good enough just to have a guy they hired off the street dress as a paramedic, and stand nearby, and everything would be fine?
I think those interviews they’ve been doing are fascinating (and not just because they chose me to interview first). I’ve noticed that since they started there seems to be more of a shared sense of community or purpose or… something… among a subset of comics blogs that includes Mindless Ones, Trout In The Milk, my own blog, Vibrational Match, The Factual Opinion and a handful of others. Not that I’d say that all those blogs are in any way alike, and nor would I compare mine in quality to the others, but we all seem to be trying for and sometimes achieving something a little different to what other comics bloggers do, and we seem to be recognising the commonalities a little more since these interviews started. Or maybe that’s just me?
Either way, this is another fascinating interview about the state of comics – and comics criticism – today, and also goes into some of the stuff about seeing one’s own culture with alien eyes that we talked about in my interview, though from a completely different direction…
(And they’re right, it is odd that all the people they’ve interviewed so far use wordpress, as they do themselves…)
Alex is continuing his “Int Doctor Who brilliant?!” series with “Why 1977 was brilliant”.
A good conversation is going on in this post and its comments at Liberal Conspiracy, on the tension between green and left-wing views. I particularly like the suggestion (which I would have made myself had Lee Griffin not made it first) that rather than bail-out failing car companies, it would make far more sense both economically and environmentally just to spend that bail-out money on giving the workers a couple of years’ salary to go off and get retrained… not a perfect solution but, I suspect, a better one than the alternatives that are being discussed…
David at Vibrational Match continues his look at Grant Morrison’s The Filth.
And Scholars And Rogues have a post on something that must – surely – be a joke? Outsourcing of local journalism to India…
ETA Chicken Yoghurt has a post on something that escaped me as I’ve been out of the country – bailiffs are now going to be allowed to break into people’s houses and assault them… this is the most evil thing this government has yet done, and it’s done a lot of them…
Quick post
I’m not usually one to gloat at someone else’s misfortune, but frankly, in a world with as much bad news as there is now, I’ll take my good news where I can get it, and I think the world’s a little bit better without Jorg Haider in it…


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